There’s a guy who lives in Indiana.
One morning he wakes to hear a voice in his head. The voice says, “Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”
He ignores the voice and goes to work.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again.
“Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.
“Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.”
He can’t stand it anymore, so he takes the voice’s advice.
He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, “Go to Binion’s Horseshoe.”
He goes to the Horseshoe.
The voice says, “Buy an entry into the World Series of Poker.”
He puts up his $10,000 and buys a seat in the tournament.
He goes to his assigned table.
In his first hand the guy is dealt the Ace of Spades and the Ace of Clubs.
The voice says, “Go all in.”
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop: 9, 10, Jack, all Hearts.
The voice says, “Fuck.”

Cracks me up every time.